Saturday, September 22, 2007
There was a town called Whatever. There was also a town called Anything. And the towns were ruled by Anything-also-better-than-you and Whatever-I'm-still-better respectively. One day, Anything-also-better-than-you went to look for Whatever-I'm-still-better to compete who's better. They decided to have a food battle. So, the people of Whatever and Anything started to prepare the food supply needed for the food battle. Then, Whatever-I'm-still-better had an idea. Similarly, Anything-also-better-than-you also had an idea! Whatever-I'm-still-better decided to steal ALL of Anything-also-better-than-you's food supply! Not similarly, Anything-also-better-than-you decided to give Whatever-I'm-still-better a basket of chicken backside!! On the day of the battle, Anything-also-better-than-you's General told Anything-also-better-than-you that their food supply were ALL GONE!! Whatever-I'm-still-better started chuckling like mad. Anything-also-better-than-you got a cardiac arrest and his last words were, "Eh, cancel the food battle, I got no food. I'm going to have the grandest funeral anyone has seen!" Being the kiasu guy he is, Whatever-I'm-still-better stuffed himself to death with the basket of chicken backside so he could have a grander funeral than Anything-also-better-than-you. However, both were thrown into the sea after their deaths. THE END.
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